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STOP TAGGING ME

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GOD DAMN IT I GOT TAGGED AGAIN?

1. When I wake up, I sound vaguely like Rorschach from Watchmen for about five minutes.

2. :iconmrcrapinson: and :iconsmoking-mirrors: both say I do an excellent Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

3. I've been to three concerts: a Death Cab For Cutie one I was dragged to, a Weezer one I dragged a few other people to, and a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert, which was actually pretty damn cool. Bit too early with the Christmasy songs they were singing though.

4. I reeeeeeeeeeeeally like music. 4328 songs in my iTunes can't be wrong :T

5. I AM A COLOSSAL NERD. Seriously.

6. I sorta lost a bit of respect for Andrew WK when he did that WE DO CARTOONS AND LIVE ACTION song for Cartoon Network.

7. My art style and quality tends to fluctuate a lot.

8. My mood changes VERY easily.

9. Chipotle is the greatest taco restaurant.

10. I eat really fast. I usually finish eating before other people are done.

THERE. ANOTHER STUPID QUIZ DONE WITH. Do this if you want to, it's just 10 facts about yourself. I've done, what, six of these?
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Damnin'

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GO TO THIS FUCKING SITE, BUY THEIR MUSIC catstheminimovie.bandcamp.com/… GO TO THIS FUCKING SITE, BUY THEIR MUSIC

Ten things I wish I could say to some people:

1. FFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU, YOU BITCH.
2. Stop whining.
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Nine things about myself:

1. I sound about three octaves lower than I hear myself, and usually sound stoned.
2. I can (sort of) play the guitar and drums.
3. I get angry REALLY fast.
4. I'm quick to judge people.
5. I screw up things I try to say A LOT.
6. I'm actually fairly narcissistic. And yet I won't put a real picture of myself online anymore. :T
7. I really dislike it when people are purposefully vague. If you've got a problem, or are feeling shitty, tell somebody, don't just say vague bullshit.
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Eight ways to win my heart:

1. Like the stuff I like.
2. Play videogames, preferably multiplayer ones so we can team up on everybody c:
3. Be... nice. I dunno. Kind of a broad term, but whatever.
4. Be either a bit shorter or a bit taller than I am. Or the same height. Whatever.
5. LIKE STEELY DAN.
6. Be in a band with me? I dunno.
7. Genuinely enjoy loud-as-fuck death metal.
8. Like nerdy and dumb crap like I do.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1. FOOD
2. MUSIC
3. DRUMS
4. IT'S TOO HOT
5. I OUGHTA WORK ON MY POSTURE
6. VIDEOGAEM
7. DRAW

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1. Turn off laptop screen
2. Undress
3. Get in bed
4. Lay in bed
5. Think about shit
6. Lay in bed some more

Five places I want to visit:

1. Russia
2. Canada
3. Ukraine
4. Most of Asia
5. Mexico

Four things I'm wearing right now:

1. Orange shirt
2. Jeans
3. Headphones
4. ...My skin?

Three bands that I listen to often:

1. Steely Dan
2. Five Iron Frenzy
3. Utopia/The Nazz (They're both Todd Rundgren bands, so... SHUT UP)

Two things I want to do before I die:

1. ROCK
2. PARTY

One confession:

1. I UNFOLLOWED BARACK OBAMA ON TWITTER.

I tag nobody 'cause I'm too busy
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Fuckin'

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ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: MY PC, THAT FUCKER.

2. What is your weapon of choice?: A STAND DURF GO STAR PLATINUM

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Depends.

4. How about of the same sex?: See above.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Uh... I... dunno, actually.

6. What is your pet peeve?: DUMBASS QUIZZES LIKE THIS

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I'm the mayor of Grudge Central, USA, buddy~


SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: I go for long periods of time without changing my clothes.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 4 AM?

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Nobody, really.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "oh it's too hot out"

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Once or twice.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Never.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I don't even have an alarm clock.


GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Bawls? I dunno.

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Either's fine, baby~

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: A sip of some shit what tasted like fluoride.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: No, not really.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: All three? I dunno.

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: ...No.


LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family/yourself/internet pictures)? ...A few?

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Nobody, as far as I know, and I hope it stays that way for a while.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: All the time.

4. Have you done it?: Nope.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHEYUH

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Nope.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Nope.


GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: Ain't got one.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Uwajimaya.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Buy a house and spend like every day flailing around in a huge bubble bath with a bunch of chicks in it I don't fucking know

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Both. Ha.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Probably, yeah.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Not that I recall.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 4280. And that's just in my iTunes.


PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: When I have cool ideas and other people think they're cool too.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Um.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: PARTY HARD

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Especially when the winner rubs it in everybody's face.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Uh... I don't really enter any competitions ever.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Oh my yes.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I got through like three chapters in Hotel Dusk, I guess.


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Um... mostly peoples' voices. I don't really like sounding stoned all the time.

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Andrew WK.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: See above.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Technically, yes.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Sure.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Motivation?

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Gluttony. Mmm.


THE SEVEN HEAVENLY (fixed that for you) VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: None, really.

2. What religion were you raised as?: None, I guess? Recently my family are all weird as fuck and spiritual.

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Human.

4. Do you have your own commandments?: Not really, no.

5. What was the last promise you broke?: I don't recall.

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: I guess.

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: Not really.


HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: I don't even remember. I don't think we celebrated Christmas last year. My family thinks it's just a Christian thing and they say OH WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT!

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: Gettin' famous, I dunno.

3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: Oh my yes.

4. Freedom or fate?: Freedom, I suppose.

5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: Nope.

6. Do you gamble?: No.

7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: Dunno.


CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: That's a pretty broad question.

2. What causes have you given money or time to?: None, really.

3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: No.

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: No.

5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: Never.

6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: I think so, yeah.

7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: I dunno.


FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: I AIN'T AFRAID OF NOTH-OHGODASPIDER

2. What did you do today that was really brave?: I drank like four liters of water? I dunno.

3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: Iron Fist, because he's fucking IRON FIST.

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Depends on who.

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: Heart's a shitty power, so I'd probably go with brains.

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: Not that I recall.

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: I'M A SHEEP


JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: Nope.

2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: I would feign amnesia.

3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: Hell yes. FRY 'EM.

4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Vehicular manslaughter.

5. Do you believe that PRESIDON'T BAROOK HUSSEIN OBOOMA is rightfully President of the USA?: I'M JON STEWART AND I'M SO SMART, NOBODY'S SMARTER THAN ME (Leaving in SpaceStationEddy's answer because I find it hilarious)

6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: Circuses? I'm afraid of clowns.

7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: No, not that I remember.


TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: Not shuttin' up, I dunno.

2. Do you collect anything?: Viddygaem

3. Are you addicted to anything?: Food, I dunno.

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: No.

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Warm soft cash.

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: I don't really even understand the question, it might be that it's 2 AM but yeah.

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: Oh my yes.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: Suda51. Even though I don't know him personally.

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: Nope.

3. Do you take advice when it's given?: Sometimes, yeah.

4. What area are you wisest in?: Viddygaems

5. Do you drive defensively?: I can't drive. Fuck.

6. What did you learn today?: Hotel Dusk is fucking sad.

7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: JEEUSTICE

I tag no one fuck off
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Sup.

I don't really update here very often, but I'm going to try to more often.

I HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED BY SKYPE

Uh anyway, I've been writing that BadTrip thing I said I was working on like two months ago. :iconspacestationeddy: is gonn' do the art, I think.

:icondjkaton: has been getting me into more rap. For example, I actually LIKE Soulja Boy now gdhshfhhhghhafdhsfhgh

ANYWAY

I'm gonna draw more shit and stuff.
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