ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: MY PC, THAT FUCKER.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: A STAND DURF GO STAR PLATINUM
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Depends.
4. How about of the same sex?: See above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Uh... I... dunno, actually.
6. What is your pet peeve?: DUMBASS QUIZZES LIKE THIS
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I'm the mayor of Grudge Central, USA, buddy~
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: I go for long periods of time without changing my clothes.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 4 AM?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Nobody, really.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "oh it's too hot out"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Once or twice.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Never.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I don't even have an alarm clock.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Bawls? I dunno.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Either's fine, baby~
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: A sip of some shit what tasted like fluoride.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: No, not really.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: All three? I dunno.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: ...No.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family/yourself/internet pictures)? ...A few?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Nobody, as far as I know, and I hope it stays that way for a while.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: All the time.
4. Have you done it?: Nope.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHEYUH
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Nope.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: Ain't got one.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Uwajimaya.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Buy a house and spend like every day flailing around in a huge bubble bath with a bunch of chicks in it I don't fucking know
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Both. Ha.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Probably, yeah.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Not that I recall.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 4280. And that's just in my iTunes.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: When I have cool ideas and other people think they're cool too.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Um.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: PARTY HARD
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Especially when the winner rubs it in everybody's face.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Uh... I don't really enter any competitions ever.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Oh my yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I got through like three chapters in Hotel Dusk, I guess.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Um... mostly peoples' voices. I don't really like sounding stoned all the time.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Andrew WK.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: See above.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
Technically, yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Sure.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Motivation?
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Gluttony. Mmm.
THE SEVEN HEAVENLY (fixed that for you) VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: None, really.
2. What religion were you raised as?: None, I guess? Recently my family are all weird as fuck and spiritual.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Human.
4. Do you have your own commandments?: Not really, no.
5. What was the last promise you broke?: I don't recall.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: I guess.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: Not really.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: I don't even remember. I don't think we celebrated Christmas last year. My family thinks it's just a Christian thing and they say OH WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT!
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: Gettin' famous, I dunno.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: Oh my yes.
4. Freedom or fate?: Freedom, I suppose.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: Nope.
6. Do you gamble?: No.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: Dunno.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: That's a pretty broad question.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?: None, really.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: No.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: No.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: Never.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: I think so, yeah.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: I dunno.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: I AIN'T AFRAID OF NOTH-OHGODASPIDER
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: I drank like four liters of water? I dunno.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: Iron Fist, because he's fucking IRON FIST.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Depends on who.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: Heart's a shitty power, so I'd probably go with brains.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: Not that I recall.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: I'M A SHEEP
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: Nope.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: I would feign amnesia.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: Hell yes. FRY 'EM.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Vehicular manslaughter.
5. Do you believe that PRESIDON'T BAROOK HUSSEIN OBOOMA is rightfully President of the USA?: I'M JON STEWART AND I'M SO SMART, NOBODY'S SMARTER THAN ME (Leaving in
SpaceStationEddy's answer because I find it hilarious)
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: Circuses? I'm afraid of clowns.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: No, not that I remember.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: Not shuttin' up, I dunno.
2. Do you collect anything?: Viddygaem
3. Are you addicted to anything?: Food, I dunno.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Warm soft cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: I don't really even understand the question, it might be that it's 2 AM but yeah.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: Oh my yes.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: Suda51. Even though I don't know him personally.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: Nope.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: Sometimes, yeah.
4. What area are you wisest in?: Viddygaems
5. Do you drive defensively?: I can't drive. Fuck.
6. What did you learn today?: Hotel Dusk is fucking sad.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: JEEUSTICE
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