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THE STORY OF CAVES

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 7, 2008, 2:33 PM
I wrote a song Reubo. It's about a freeware game called Cave Story and it's called THE STORY OF CAVES. In caps.

THERE IS A CAVE ON AN ISLAND!
AN ISLAND IN THE SKY!
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT THAT CAVE!
IT'S A CAVE STORY!!!

*chorus*
THAT DOCTOR'S A DICK.
HE WANTS POWER!
BUT I THINK HE NEEDS TO SHUT UP!
MISERY'S A BITCH!
I HATE HER IN THE BOSS FIGHT BEFORE THE DOCTOR!
*/chorus*

TODAY WE, THE BRAVE, INTREPID ADVENTURERS ARE GOING TO INVESTIGATE THIS ISLAND!
WE HAVE A COUPLE PEOPLE HERE.
WHO ARE THEY?!

SUE!
MOMORIN!
FUYUHIKO!
KAZUMA!
PROFESSOR BOOSTER!
ITO!

THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING AWESOME GHHHARHHNNNN?!
YEAH, YEAH, THESE LYRICS AREN'T TOO GREAT!

*chorus*
THAT DOCTOR'S A DICK!
HE WANTS POWER!
BUT I THINK HE NEEDS TO SHUT UP!
MISERY'S A BITCH!
I HATE HER IN THE BOSS FIGHT BEFORE THE DOCTOR!
*/chorus*

THERE'S...
GRASS!
SAND!
WATER!
MULTIPLE ENDINGS!
WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?!
WE'RE DIGGING DOWN AT CAVE STORY TONIGHT!

RESCUE CURLY.
GO TO THE CABIN.
DON'T LET HER DROWN, STUPID!

MEET THE IRONHEAD!
HE'S LIKE, A REFERENCE TO A GAME CALLED IKACHAN ALSO BY STUDIO PIXEL.
ONE GUY MADE THESE GAMES.

*chorus*
THAT DOCTOR'S A DICK.
HE WANTS POWER!
BUT I THINK HE NEEDS TO SHUT UP!
MISERY'S A BITCH!
I HATE HER IN THE BOSS FIGHT BEFORE THE DOCTOR!
*/chorus*

YOU'RE BACK IN THE VILLAGE!
RUN TO MEET THE FINAL ENEMIES!
OWN THE DRAGONS!
MEET KAZUMA.
SAY NO!
RUN YOUR ASS UP TO THE TOP!

IT'S SUE'S MOM!
SHE WANTS TO HELP YOU.
GO GET HER A SPRINKLERRRARHHGHHEEEEEEEEHERRRRRRROOMMGH.

TAKE OFF ON A ROCKET TOWARDS THE TOP!
WATCH OUT FOR SPIKES ON YOUR WAY UP AND GOOO!
FLY FLY FLY ROCKETMAN QUOTE!

*chorus*
THAT DOCTOR'S A DICK.
HE WANTS POWER!
BUT I THINK HE NEEDS TO SHUT UP!
MISERY'S A BITCH!
I HATE HER IN THE BOSS FIGHT BEFORE THE DOCTOR!
*/chorus*

HERE WE GO!
WEAPONS DOWN TO ONE!
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

POWER ON ROCKETMAN QUOTE!
WE GO ON, VERILY!
THROUGH THE CAVES!

FIGHT MISERY!
FIGHT THE DOCTOR!
WIN THE GAME!

TRY AGAIN AT A HARDER DIFFICULTYYYGHHHIIIIHEEERRAARRRRRGHH?!

[Pauses for a few seconds, then starts up again in a more rap format]

ENTER HELL TEMPLE
IF YOU GOT THE BEST ENDIN'
SHIT'S HARD TO DODGE
QUOTE IS BENDIN'

EVADE THE ANGELS
JUMP INTO THE ARENA
FIGHT BALLOS

WIN?!
CONGLADURATION

  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Juese Belmont by Disk Mastah Smokabitch
  • Reading: Case Closed
  • Watching: Boobs
  • Playing: With Myself
  • Eating: Burritos
  • Drinking: Oddwalla

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 4,617,884
  • Current Residence: Jerkwater, USA
  • Interests: Drawing, living, eating, drinking, music, reading, videogames, etc.
  • Favourite movie: Pulp Fiction (1994)
  • Favourite band or musician: Foxy Shazam, Dr. Steel
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock & Roll
  • Favourite artist: Honoel A. Ibardolaza (aka Hai or homanga here on deviantart)
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dean Koontz
  • Favourite style of art: Hentai lulz
  • Operating System: Mac OS-X
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: A flimsy human host
  • Wallpaper of choice: The fanart Hai drew of Pinstripe
  • Skin of choice: Tanned, baby
  • Favourite game: The Castlevania Series
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS
  • Favourite cartoon character: IRON MAN
  • Personal Quote: If I don't think about it, there's a small chance that I might not have done it.
  • Tools of the Trade: Mushy human brains.

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Devious Comments

~Artist-Man:iconArtist-Man: Aug 17, 2008, 11:30:58 PM
Sho nuff! :D

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"Little bit different from the Belmont best. Don't want Medusa heads; just gimme the breasts."
~blooopie:iconblooopie: Aug 17, 2008, 8:26:29 PM
heyyyy i know yooo.

Thanks for the watch. ¦D
~Artist-Man:iconArtist-Man: Aug 12, 2008, 2:08:28 PM
No problem. :]

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"Little bit different from the Belmont best. Don't want Medusa heads; just gimme the breasts."
~Artist-Man:iconArtist-Man: Aug 12, 2008, 2:08:17 PM
Sure thing. :]

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"Little bit different from the Belmont best. Don't want Medusa heads; just gimme the breasts."
~Smaggers:iconSmaggers: Aug 12, 2008, 5:51:17 AM
Thanks for the comments and faves

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Tentacles - Never a good sign...
~ikotron:iconikotron: Aug 12, 2008, 4:23:39 AM
thanks fo the watch ^__^;

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still transforming...har har... ^__^;

err...can you visit my dA acoount?

and oh...one more thing....

i love the JabbaWockeeZ!!! fufufufu....
*whiteoutkills:iconwhiteoutkills: Aug 4, 2008, 10:20:18 AM
Is Jerkwater synonymous with New Jersey?
~Daimomaru:iconDaimomaru: Mar 7, 2008, 4:53:42 AM
Hey!! this is the link to vote for my manga at tokyopop, thanks! [link]

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The worst thing ever is the one you think and don't do. Go for it!! ^_^
=MichelleBurnette:iconMichelleBurnette: Feb 3, 2008, 3:37:41 PM
Keep up the good work!

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My art needs comments too. <3 Check out my gallery?
*flatpop-chan:iconflatpop-chan: Dec 2, 2007, 6:34:53 PM
Hey Cuz! :]

I'm taking a poll:
Whats yours and Tony's favorite drawing of mine?? (Choose carefully...XD)

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To see where I get all of my insparation, click here! [link]
~Artist-Man:iconArtist-Man: Nov 30, 2007, 4:55:10 AM
No big deal, the Chuck Norris facecake was epic.

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"Little bit different from the Belmont best. Don't want Medusa heads; just gimme the breasts."
~ministerofevil:iconministerofevil: Nov 26, 2007, 5:39:01 AM
thanks for the fave yo

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how appropriate -you fight like a cow
~Zepheron:iconZepheron: Nov 24, 2007, 5:15:32 PM
:D thanks for the watch

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TEA
~FireRaider:iconFireRaider: Nov 24, 2007, 6:16:47 AM
Omg Omg!!! Yay!!! *hugs you*

I swear I suspected nothing. I like dat monkey in your gallery... ;)

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"A society without religion is like a maniac without a chainsaw."
~Artist-Man:iconArtist-Man: Nov 23, 2007, 6:22:08 PM
No problem.
lol, do you remember CastlevaniaMoogle from Youtube?
Dat's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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"Little bit different from the Belmont best. Don't want Medusa heads; just gimme the breasts."
~Artist-Man:iconArtist-Man: Nov 23, 2007, 6:18:18 PM
Thanks dude.

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"Little bit different from the Belmont best. Don't want Medusa heads; just gimme the breasts."
~go-tannie:icongo-tannie: Nov 23, 2007, 1:33:18 PM
nice characters (:

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=Lar-Ki is mine ktnx
~daftxxxLOvePOtion:icondaftxxxLOvePOtion: Nov 23, 2007, 12:08:32 AM
OMFGZ YOURE MEGANS COUSIN?! hehehehheheheh *stalk*

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Wanna see a pencil disappear?

DARK KNIGHT
R.I.P Heath Ledger I love you
~FireRaider:iconFireRaider: Nov 19, 2007, 9:43:09 AM Mood: Wow!
Hi there! ^^
Thanks for the watch. I'll watch you in return, okay? :D

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"A society without religion is like a maniac without a chainsaw."
~spazzymcgee235:iconspazzymcgee235: Nov 14, 2007, 9:43:10 PM
>_> after looking through your page, I've decided I do know you... from youtube maybe O_o I'm having such a weird day >_< Blehhhhh *wonders if I'm right*

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*hugs and cookies - Miranda*
~omgomg0505:iconomgomg0505: Nov 8, 2007, 11:18:46 PM
fresh one :glomp:

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If only i could draw damn it!
~Artist-Man:iconArtist-Man: Nov 8, 2007, 1:15:43 AM
It's a little late, but no problem. ^_^

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"Little bit different from the Belmont best. Don't want Medusa heads; just gimme the breasts."
~omgomg0505:iconomgomg0505: Oct 31, 2007, 3:01:27 AM Mood: Love
hey, thats for the watch, not sure why as im fairly useless but heres a glomp for you :glomp:

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If only i could draw damn it!
~Reubo:iconReubo: Oct 27, 2007, 11:45:28 AM
Well.

I'm just saying the butthole is a possibillity :P

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...in bed.